Umm, Helmut's adventure began either earlier in this thread, the Demon's Souls thread, or perhaps some other one? It's been a while since we saw part one of that saga.
Welcome back, Helmut
RE: PvP! As I mentioned to you yesterday, Botch, it was a rough day in the Forest. I probably came away with 25-30% victories; satisfying most of them were. But the losses...they remain frustrating (except for one-on-one situations where I graciously accept defeats, as all's fair in the forest, in my opinion) ... the 1v2s and 1v3s are difficult to overcome for a player of my mindset (that is: maintain some semblance of honour); I won perhaps a couple 1v2s yesterday, but the triple gank squads rile me up. Sure it's over with in 30 seconds or less (usually less) and I'm back to work not even a moment later, but they still get my goat.
After I was dark-handed post-bow yesterday, I will, on your advice, never bow again in the forest. I'm done with that part of honour. I still won't attack a host if they are embroiled in a 1v1 with a blue/red phantom. The rule is lurk closely on standby, and as soon as you see the host pull out that Estus flask, Lloyd's Talisman the shit out of them, and then beat their ass to a pulp. Happily, this rule is well understood, as I was seemingly having a good duel yesterday until the host took a swig of Estus; my co-invader then dutifully took up his sword and we pounded Mr. Host for his action.
It was a bad day, it was a good day.
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I don't think I ever manage better than about 5% victories. I don't keep track, but that feels about right. For me, it's either an easy win, or a complete beat-down. Occasionally I'll get a good, evenly matched fight, but it's the exception. I'm getting much better at dodging sorceries, such that I don't get too worked up when I see a TCC whipped out.
I pretty much conduct myself the way you do. I don't gank solo hosts, unless I see cheap behavior. It's such a fluid concept. Everyone has his own idea of what's acceptable, and trying to impose your standards on others is asking for frustration, as I'm sure you know.
All that said, there's no rush quite like random forest invasions. You never know exactly what you're getting yourself into. Same with Darkmoon.
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This photo essay continues to chronicle and explore the moral, tactical, physical, ethical, conceptual, theoretical, metaphysical, and spiritual shortcomings of Silo head honcho Steerpike. A found journal was introduced earlier here. The notion of Raptor is an abbreviation of Togeraptor, and I don't remember where that came from. Something like the notion of raptor running around loose in the silo, or something.
My Dark Souls single player sensibilities are protected by a +10 GfWL Firewall of Ineptitude
Helmut is also a visionary experimental filmmaker, Botch. If you have the opportunity to watch some of his Xtranormal masterpieces, you're in for a treat.
Technically the two of us are still arch-foes, locked in a deadly struggle from which only one can emerge alive, but years of war have wearied us. Besides, he makes me laugh so hard. How could I feed that to the Togeraptor?
Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.
It comes from knowing each other nigh on fifteen years in some cases. And it helps that we're an odd bunch to begin with.
My enmity with Helmut is a story that goes back a LONG time. Like brothers we were, until a betrayal. His betrayal. Of me. He mocked the abandoned missile silo (into which I proposed to install the site and all its people) as manky, leaky, and rat-infested. That was the start.
Later he wrote a cruel poem in PHP to tease me.
Yet it wasn't until our war began that his artistic side really got an outlet. I am, in this way, his muse.
Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.
This really cracked me up:
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That was fantastic. I only own it twice. I should rectify that, general principles, especially with the Steam sale.
For some reason I'd had it in my head that it would be a PS4-focused release, but it's not. From Software just saved me $400, for which I am duly grateful. They've earned one collector's edition!
Though I won't pre-order it. As good as Amazon Prime is about day zero shipping for new games, sometimes they miss it. Historically when I pre-order games I'm really excited about, and they don't arrive THE DAY they're in stores, I go buy a copy and then have two. Which makes me... very... um.
I'll just let you guys think of a word.
Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.
I pre-ordered it in a store that you can walk into. I played dumb and said I didn't know how to pre-order something because I'd never done so (while this is true...I of course knew how to pre-order things; I was trying to look nonchalant, okay!). I then said "...because Dark Souls 2 is the first thing ever worth pre-ordering." The girl behind the desk gave me a look and some noise tried to escape her throat, but she stifled it to get my five dollars.
She got them. Dark Souls 2 Collector's Edition (!) pre-ordered. To celebrate I went and had a drink. Correct, I celebrated the presumptive purchasing of a thing that does not yet exist. Yuuup.
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It does exist! We saw it yesterday. But the line was long so we decided to finish our reconnaissance rather than queue up to play. That's a Today Activity. Looks like the Eurogamer demo is a section leading up to, then the battle with, a boss you've seen in trailers - the Mirror Knight. Up close, it's clearly gotten another layer of graphics polish. More detail, much more character detail, and little touches like more moving cloth. Brilliant particle effects during a rainstorm. We should have hands-on time today, so I'll get impressions back when I can.
Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.
I'm not sure if this will make you feel better or worse, but Eurogamer Expo is now over and this is as close as I got to Dark Souls 2:
Various adventures kept causing us to put it off, and today as we descended on the Dark Souls booth, we saw that the line was approximately a million miles long. "Two and a half hours," said the unsympathetic Namco-Bandai stooge. "Minimum."
We put our heads together and conferred.
"Let's just make it up," said [redacted]. "You've seen it. They'll never know."
"What if they ask for specifics?" asked [redacted]. "Stuff you wouldn't be able to describe by watching."
<muttering>
"xtal and Botch will kill Steerpike if they find out he was an inch from Dark Souls 2 and didn't play it," cried [redacted], which I appreciated deeply. [redacted] has always had my best interests at heart.
"Honesty is an unassailable fortress!" I cried. "I must tell the truth. And the truth is: you bastards wouldn't queue up for it."
<chorus of denials>
But their denials are all lies. They made me play Need for Speed instead.
So I can confirm that Dark Souls 2 does exist, and that it was played by many people. None of those people were me. The Expo is closed now and I'm toying with the idea of sneaking back into Earl's Court and just making this shit happen, but I'll be blunt: I'm too pretty for a British prison. I've seen Guy Ritchie films and I know how it would turn out.
In better news, I did play a delightful Vita game called Tearaway that... you know what? That probably isn't helpful.
Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.
That's awful. Not even I would have waited that long for a tiny sampling of the game. I'd rather my first time be special. Hmm..that sounded weird. As Archer would say, "phrasing, mother" ..
It's probably A and B, Botch. I think From/Bandai have done a pretty good job marketing this game; especially when you consider all the front page, splooge-worthy "excitement" coming months before in the form of new consoles and "next gen games." That Dks2 manages to creep through and soak up what seems to be a good deal of hype ... well I guess that's kind of exciting? The first 72 hours of this game are going to be off the hizzle as somebody somewhere might have said once upon a time.
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Oho, raw meat! Cue the advices.
Nothing to fear but fear itself. A soul saved its a soul lost to careless thumbstickery. Only noobs keep their shields up all the time. Blighttown is the ass of creation. That's no moon. Etc etc etc.
I just noticed that xtal used the phrase off the hizzle which makes me very happy. Helmut in Lordran! It's gonna be off the hizzle.
Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.
Yea! Another brother in arms! Two requirements if you didn't know already: install DSFix, and use a gamepad. The first will vastly improve the visual quality (among a few other things) and the second will reduce controller rage. This game was made for twin sticks.
The good news is it's unlikely you'll get invaded much, if at all. The bad news is the invader will be a cracker with infinite health. Just push him off a convenient ledge, no problem! Also bad news is that summons are hard to come by, but we're here for you!
I'm wizaard on Steam if you're so inclined.
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Is it too nerdy that I want to go to this Dark Souls cafe?
http://kotaku.com/first-look-i.....1496101780
See you all there. . . ?
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