Steerpike said

... It's a great, deep RPG. With boobs!

Um... you do realize that I don't need to see digitized boobs since I have my own real ones?

The boobs are just cut scene interludes, the usual Geralt and Triss hot monkey sex scenes. You as Geralt can initiate sex with other boob-having NPCs but it's optional and easily ignored. But you are locked into a single male, hetro character. The dwarves  in the game are not exactly sensitive, poetic type guys. The elf guys are pretty hot though.

EDIT: Here is a copy and paste of the wording of the ERSB rating. Pretty funny.

This is a role-playing game in which players assume the role of Geralt, a monster slayer who must hunt down an assassin to clear his own name. As players complete quests, they use swords and magic spells to kill enemy soldiers and fantastical creatures (e.g., specters, harpies, spider-like monsters) in melee-style combat; attacks are often accompanied by slashing sounds and screams of pain. Blood-splatter effects occur when enemies are hit, and damage sometimes results in dismemberment or decapitation—blood stains and body parts occasionally appear in the environment. Other cutscenes depict gore and more intense acts of violence: a close-up view of a severed head; a restrained woman's eyes getting gouged out (off-screen); a character being castrated (not depicted) before his throat is slit. During the course of the game, some female characters are depicted topless; there is also a fleeting image of pubic hair as a woman dives into the water. Players can initiate brief cutscene sequences that depict varying degrees of sexual activity: a topless woman rocking on top of man; a man caressing a woman's back; a man pushing up against a woman's posterior—sexual moaning sounds can be heard, though the camera cuts away from explicit sexual acts. Some sequences depict a cocaine-like substance being cut into lines; another scene shows a man's back as he snorts the substance. Language such as 'f**k,' 'sh*t,' and 'c*nt' can be heard in the dialogue.

Don't worry Toger, there are no spiders. That "spider-like creature" was more like a lobster.

Double Agent is terrible. You are right to hate it, Botch. For that reason I didn't even bother playing Conviction and doubt I'll play any future Splinter Cell title. The original was a lot of fun, then they released an equally adequate sequel, Pandora something, rather quickly, but then Chaos Theory was a nice refinement of what came before. I'd agree that it's the series highlight, though the first remains my favourite simply out of personal preference.

Tomb Raider 2013 est fini!

For the most part, I really enjoyed the game. I got a little annoyed with the final battle as the snow obscuring my vision was getting on my nerves. I know the devs were going for realism, but in real life I'd take a moment to wipe the snow out of my eyes. How hard is it to have a button that does that? If I can take the split second to loot a body while running from the baddy, I should be able to wipe my eyes!

My completion percentage was a mere 92%. I started doubling back to find items I'd missed - mainly GPS caches and the odd document/relic - just to satisfy my game OCD. I headed back to Funkytown... er, Shantytown as that's where I'd only completed 68%. (I hated that area and The Pit. Both areas were so over-the-top nasty I was happy to run away as fast as I could.)

I fast travel to the first Funkytown camp and commence to hunting down the caches. I'm standing on a platform when I hear two guys talking. I'm surprised because I was really careful about clearing the area, but figured maybe I didn't come this way the first time through. I take them out and sally forth... only to hear two more guys talking. I can hear them but can't see them - anywhere. Lara's hunkered down but I still can't find them. I step out and suddenly I'm being shot at from at least two different directions! There's a whole bunch of these guys! Where'd they come from?! I ended up running and jumping into the chute that you enter the area the first time. The entire time I'm running, there's gunfire and yelling. Lara squeezes into the opening at the bottom of the platform and still they're firing. The entire time I run through that area there's gunfire. How the hell can they even see me?! The gunfire continued until I jumped the cliff behind the helicopter and then... absolute silence. Nothing. I couldn't see or hear anyone.

Screw completion. I went on to finish up the game.

I'd gone back to the bunker (the one just before the Endurance) and it was completely empty. The forest (where you discover the wolf/dogs pens) was empty as well. Maybe Funkytown is an exception? :shrug: