Through all this time, through the mockery, I never deviated from my plan of using an abandoned missile silo as our headquarters. What had once been Four Fat Chicks High Command will now be known as Tap (the button) Repeatedly! As the only gaming site impervious to nuclear war, our eventual dominance is assured.

Nooooo, Spike, the Titan silo I have in mind is actually in Nevada.

Now, I hate Nevada, on account of it's hot, but think: deeeeeep underground, cool pleasant environment, constant low-level radio activity, air conditioning... it's like heaven.

Admittedly, it's much more expensive than this fellow's Atlas silo ($1.5M) but what we'll get for that price is really indescribable. I mean, the radiation alone is worth $100K!

We'd probably construct an elaborate system of tunnels to supplement the ones already in place in the silo. Many would allow unfettered access to the surface, though we'd have to camouflage them and set a variety of deadly traps to prevent unwanted visitors.