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Steerpike is the worst video game player ever. In any game.
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xtal
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November 12, 2012 - 3:42 pm
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I'm sorry, this is a total waste of a forum topic, but I noticed recent attention on the Dark Souls Diaries and discovered it had been linked to in yesterday's Sunday Papers. The whole bunch of first comments discuss Steerpike in general, but the first comment is sharp and excellent and I have to share it in case you don't read the Sunday Papers:

"How bad can one be at video games? This Matt Sakey is probably the worst player I’ve ever heard about. In any game."

Ahhhh yesss.

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November 12, 2012 - 4:40 pm
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Fear not, forum topics are a renewable resource!

And, um, I have always felt his death counts, even for a game as brutal as Dark Souls, are...a little high.

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Steerpike
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November 12, 2012 - 5:50 pm
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What I lack in skill I make up for in exuberance and dashing good looks. And charm. And humility!

Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.

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Synonamess Botch
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November 13, 2012 - 5:45 pm
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Hah hah, it was bound to happen I guess.  I'd wondered this myself - did you actually keep a tally Steerpike?

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November 13, 2012 - 6:36 pm
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I saw that! Hilarious. Sorry, Steerpike.

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Steerpike
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November 13, 2012 - 10:00 pm
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To my enduring shame...

Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.

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Synonamess Botch
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November 14, 2012 - 1:05 pm
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Behold!  The scratchpad...of DOOM!

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November 15, 2012 - 3:55 pm
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Let them scoff, Steerpike. These guys have it right.

 

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November 17, 2012 - 9:21 pm
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Heh heh heh heh .... that is pretty funny!  I like the scratch pad method of recording deaths.  I laugh at your blog of deaths, yet I realize if I were to play I would do oh so much worse.

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Synonamess Botch
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December 6, 2012 - 5:48 pm
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Looks as though Tom Chick wrote some Dark Souls diary entries as well.  He sucks a lot more than you Steerpike.

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