It took me a good 30 minutes to finally get the hang of 2D side-scrolling again. The first five minutes of the game, I couldn't figure out why I wasn't moving towards/away from the camera. [Image Can Not Be Found]

I still can't aim with the right stick to save my life.

And could someone explain to me why I must spend the day here at work instead of home playing?

How could I forget our reluctant hero's name is Jason?! Aren't all heroes named Jason or James or John?

I can haz missles. Fear me.

I'd like to officially state that I hate the fact that Jason does not change direction well mid-jump. Matter of fact, changing direction in order to jump can be problematic as he likes to walk backwards... just in case there's a need to fire that freakin' huge gun at something behind him. I've threatened him on numerous ocassions only to have those threats fall on deaf ears.

Did some underwater exploring and accidently found ourselves on the wrong side of a one-way door. We were made to backtrack clear across the map to get back to hunting for Claire. We did find some goodies along the way, but man! what a trek.

Sunny California? You definitey weren't in San Francisco, then. [Image Can Not Be Found]

I got the grappling hook last night. I can get into some formally out-of-reach places a lot easier. Came up against a walker (think more elegant Imperial Walker) the size of a building. Not only did it shoot missles (based on the blast effect and subsequent white light, I'm inclined to believe their payload is nuclear... small warhead, but still ) from its front-mounted cannon, it shoots an array of foam out its butt. If I hadn't spent so much time trying to wiggle my way clear of the foam, I'd have been laughing. Actually I did laugh. I came ][ close to taking it out in our first encounter only to be so low on health after all the foam attacks that it took me out first. Tonight, *I* win that battle.