I realise, and regret that I never got to know many of you. In fact I might say any of you. But I definitely liked you all for the short duration I was active here, and had the full intention of wriggling my way deeper into the meaty yet fragrant folds of your venerable community. Like a tick, or leech. Or both. A lick, or teach, perhaps.
I digress.
I was struck by a terrible BOUT OF MELANCHOLY, a personal hell-of-the-mind that I crawled from 'pon my belly only with great effort and the sacrifice of many good, loyal braincells.
I got better.
Then my computer exploded.
I speak to you via a form of experimental digital telepathy, and my battery time is short.
Suffice to say I miss you crazy kids (.. are any of you actually younger than me?), that I hope I'll get to return here eventually if I find some money in a gutter somewhere, and STEERPIKE I'M SORRY I'LL WRITE YOU SOMETHING ONEDAY X.X
Be well, clientéle of the bordello.
- Jack
If it's my couch, Jarrod, it's usually bobby pins and hair elastics. (Should I feel a bit bad for tangentialising this thread?)
And yes, be well, Jakkar. In my current re-playing of Mass Effect 2 I will do my best to have Jack make it out alive this time, in honour of good tidings coming to you! Even if it means the death of Miranda and her uncanny camel toe valley.
If being wrong's a crime I'm serving forever
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