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No, I scream quite a bit.
Armand, by the way, is no longer our friend. He had the chance to play with us last night and refused. Jarrod and I both tried to influence him: we tried gentle goading, threats, passive-aggressiveness, insults, begging, everything. He was stalwart.
AND I DIDN'T SHOOT ANYONE. No wait, I shot Jarrod. I'm sorry Jarrod. Oh hell with it, I shot everyone a lot of times. I'm sorry everyone. I have the enthusiasms. Enthusiasms.
"Nope" was the name of our hero last night. Jarrod, Fink and I were just fumbling through while Nope led us bravely. At first we thought he was a silent savior like Madman, but it turned out that he did have a mic. He was just too filled with contempt to talk to us much, and I don't blame him.
Jakkar, I did not notice a friend request but I will accept it post-haste.
Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.
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I've wiped off my cricket bat and ready for some rabid zombie bopping tonight if anybody else is? Luke is having nasty problems with spyware at the moment so hopefully I can help him out and get him to join us. We'll aim to be on for 9pm.
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You screamed quite a bit about me not being allowed to pick up the grenade launcher but my enthusiasm won out. The chainsaw was quite tempting--your voice went up two octaves yelling no--but another grabbed it while I dithered.
Nope was an ass kicking kindly grandfather. He never mocked us for our suckitude, and there was landfills of suckitude, but occasionally spoke up to offer useful directions. He never said "Hey @#$@#ing @#$#$ I single-handedly cleared the way to these health packs for everyone" but he thought it.
In all seriousness, no matter how terrible you are at anything past breathing the game is stupid amounts of fun and you should all join the crazytown. Or mall. There's a lot of mall.
grooowrrrr! [menace menace] rrrrowwwr!
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It really is stupid amounts of fun. Especially because none of us are really that good. I mean, I'm the worst, no question, but we're all pretty terrible, so when a Nope or a Madman appears it's like one person trying to herd a bunch of mentally ill cats.
Gregg with his cricket bat. He attacked a TANK with a cricket bat. And then he swapped it out for a katana, and he kept saying "I'm katana-ing my way through here." He also has a serious affinity for restrooms. He can't walk by one without checking to see if there's something in the urinal.
Finkbug once tried to heal me with a chainsaw. I shit you not. Armand said "Finkbug, please go rescue Steerpike." And he did. WITH A CHAINSAW.
Gregg never hits me with his cricket bat.
Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.
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I want your healing. I want your love. I will be your anything-but-silent hero. I will do it with a magnum and so much burning. So much.. burning.. [Image Can Not Be Found]
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Armand, you will not be forgiven..
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Jakkar said:
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I want your healing. I want your love. I will be your anything-but-silent hero. I will do it with a magnum and so much burning. So much.. burning.. [Image Can Not Be Found]
Jakkar is Lady Gaga?!
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Was gob-fulls of great fun - you may have shot me a couple of times Steerpike, but you made up for it with all of the heals. And Nope, what a guy. He was our John Wayne.
Ye ol' katana is a pretty good weapon, especially when you're getting swarmed. And that pipe bomb that attracts the zombies, that's sheer gold.
A man goes to knowledge as he goes to war, wide awake, with fear, with respect, and with absolute assurance. – The Teachings of Don Juan
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"Gregg never hits me with his cricket bat."
You don't make the purty lips at him. My chainsaw is less picky. You were prone.
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This looks like sorta something we could have a custom level for Tap multi-play.
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I'm still pushing for every Tap/FFC member to play one giant game of Transformice (http://www.kongregate.com/game.....ansformice) together. Mass chaos, as best suits us.
grooowrrrr! [menace menace] rrrrowwwr!
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Helmut said:
This looks like sorta something we could have a custom level for Tap multi-play.
Arma. Arma, Arma, Arma. The reason I've not looked into this game much is because of my previously aging PC. Now I've no excuse. I'd be happy to try it out, I've heard nothing but good things about it. These are the guys behind Operation Flashpoint aren't they? Actually, scratch all that, I've just watched the trailer and it looks brilliant. Sign me up.
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As long as there's friendly fire, I'm in!
Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.
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