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I realise, and regret that I never got to know many of you. In fact I might say any of you. But I definitely liked you all for the short duration I was active here, and had the full intention of wriggling my way deeper into the meaty yet fragrant folds of your venerable community. Like a tick, or leech. Or both. A lick, or teach, perhaps.
I digress.
I was struck by a terrible BOUT OF MELANCHOLY, a personal hell-of-the-mind that I crawled from 'pon my belly only with great effort and the sacrifice of many good, loyal braincells.
I got better.
Then my computer exploded.
I speak to you via a form of experimental digital telepathy, and my battery time is short.
Suffice to say I miss you crazy kids (.. are any of you actually younger than me?), that I hope I'll get to return here eventually if I find some money in a gutter somewhere, and STEERPIKE I'M SORRY I'LL WRITE YOU SOMETHING ONEDAY X.X
Be well, clientéle of the bordello.
- Jack
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Definitely not an imposter; you're still odd and quirky as hell, sir.
You should easily find some new computer in a gutter somewhere. Keep searching.
If being wrong's a crime I'm serving forever
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Be well. Find money. Come back.
"…you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake."
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Take care Jakkar – look between the cushons on the couch, there's usually a couple of bucks there…
A man goes to knowledge as he goes to war, wide awake, with fear, with respect, and with absolute assurance. – The Teachings of Don Juan
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If it's my couch, Jarrod, it's usually bobby pins and hair elastics. (Should I feel a bit bad for tangentialising this thread?)
And yes, be well, Jakkar. In my current re-playing of Mass Effect 2 I will do my best to have Jack make it out alive this time, in honour of good tidings coming to you! Even if it means the death of Miranda and her uncanny camel toe valley.
If being wrong's a crime I'm serving forever
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Indeed. Be well. Find money (or rob a liquor store). Get some chillaxing time in.
Life is the misery we endure between disappointments.
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Jakkar said:
(.. are any of you actually younger than me?),
Probably not, but who cares? And just to test my theory, how about you tell me how old you are? ;>)
"…you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake."
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