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Cold Weather Advice For Huge Idiots
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Scout
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January 3, 2011 - 12:05 am
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Here at Tap Repeatedly we care about huge idiots. Probably some of our best friends used to be huge idiots, may they rest in peace. So in the interest of pubic safety and keeping our local emergency rooms from filling up to capacity during the coming frigid months, here are some tips courtesy of The Onion in case of blizzards:

Do not attempt to mow lawn

Do not eat de-iceing salt

Do not start fires indoors

If you urinate on self, change pants immediately

Wear mittens

Snow is cold

Avoid walking, running, or driving into trees

A garbage bag does not make a "great coat"

Keep iclcles out of eyes.

 

Remember, be safe out there.

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Moose weigh more than Hyundai

A portable generator is the optimal indoor monoxide delivery device

grooowrrrr! [menace menace] rrrrowwwr!

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It may have dropped to a cool 40 something degrees last night here in LA. Brrrrr... so cold.

 

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Finkbug said:

Moose weigh more than Hyundai

A portable generator is the optimal indoor monoxide delivery device


I actually noticed in Fallout: New Vegas the NCR were running putt-putts indoors and it occured to me how stupid they were.

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People used to run generators inside all the time in Lebanon when I was a kid. The power always went out (bombing tend to have that effect on a urban envionment[Image Can Not Be Found].) I think everyone just kept their windows open.

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Probably inthe post apocalyptic Mojave there were no windows except what you could salvage and retrofit…. didn't think about that. [Image Can Not Be Found] I imagine bombing tends to aerate the architecture somewhat.

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