Here at Tap Repeatedly we care about huge idiots. Probably some of our best friends used to be huge idiots, may they rest in peace. So in the interest of pubic safety and keeping our local emergency rooms from filling up to capacity during the coming frigid months, here are some tips courtesy of The Onion in case of blizzards:
Do not attempt to mow lawn
Do not eat de-iceing salt
Do not start fires indoors
If you urinate on self, change pants immediately
Wear mittens
Snow is cold
Avoid walking, running, or driving into trees
A garbage bag does not make a "great coat"
Keep iclcles out of eyes.
Remember, be safe out there.
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