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Toger
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April 18, 2011 - 11:11 am
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Today is Togeraptor Awareness Day.

Stay out of the Pen.

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Yoiks. Death AND taxes....all in one day. [Image Can Not Be Found]

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It seems like we would all be constantly aware of Toger- and Velociraptors. Do they need a day? It's like, if there were a Togeraptor in my office right now, I'd be... you know... I'd be like, "Dude, I'm fucking aware of you right now." It's like having a grizzly bear sit down next to you on the bus. YOU KNOW IT'S THERE.

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Neanderthal Weekend Tailgate BBQ

Ingredients:

1 large Velociraptor (100lbs dressed)
5 cups Uncle Alfred's Anti-evolution Hot Sauce
2 tsp ground non-earth-rending meteor core
5 large avian reptilian avian reptilian nerve bulbs  

Dump on the ground.  Fight for territorial dominance and mate access while ingredients fester. 

Gorges 5.

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Toger
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Only 100 lbs dressed for a large? I think you're doing it wrong.

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Can anything be inferred from the fact that the day is Togeraptor Awareness Day and not Togeraptor Appreciation Day?

"I love you Toger, I really do", she thought to herself as she huddled behind a large rock hoping to remain unseen until the Togeraptor was well past.

"…you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake."

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No one really appreciates the Togeraptor... until the day it doesn't eat you. [Image Can Not Be Found]

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