I normally don’t post breathless and shocking announcements, but it’s just been brought to my attention that there’s been a huge upset in the world of gaming. Specifically, SWERY65, director of Deadly Premonition, has had his blog taken over by an alternate-dimension doppelganger with a terrifying mustache. And I gotta say, the game that development genius ZVVORY666 is working on now looks incredible. Available for PC, smartphone, and tablet, “… it even supports that camera, the tablet controller, the balance board and that weird little stick.”
The article also claims I should look at my calendar to understand this better, but since it’s March 31 I’m really not seeing any connection.
Perhaps you also already noticed that Google Maps has an update today, an update that makes me feel like I’m 12 years old playing Dragon Warrior III again. Look out for Slimes in the San Francisco Bay area.
March 31 is the new April 1! So far, that is okay.
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