This will probably come as a surprise but I kind of like Demon’s Souls. “Kind of like” in the sense of a genuine epic man-love involving dirty sex and lots of touching. I wish Demon’s Souls could bear my children. I wish Demon’s Souls could love me as I love it, but it doesn’t. But this month it might!
To celebrate the game’s one-year birthday and the fact that it just made it into the PS3’s Greatest Hits library (meaning it’s only $29.99 so buy it, even if you don’t have a PS3, just buy it so you can hold it at night), Atlus and From Software have announced that for the first half of October, all World Tendencies will be pure white. For the last half of October, they’ll all be pure black.
What does that mean? It means that from now until October 18, playing Demon’s Souls will be a little like getting beaten savagely with a spiked chain. From the 18th to the 31st, playing Demon’s Souls will be like getting beaten savagely with a spiked chain that’s been run down your throat and out your rectum, leaving just enough slack for all the savage beating. Enjoy!
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