I’m screwed. We’re all screwed. We’re coming back as dung beetles and fruit flies and those parasites that swim up your urine when you pee in the Amazon. Why?
The Karma Police.
GamePolitics reports that some dude with a really long and complicated name has an opinion on video games. Check it out in this video:
This guy talks really slowly, which is probably why he has great karma – if it takes you forever to do or say anything, your chances of amassing lots of bad shit in your karmic index is reduced. I know a couple of people like this in real life.
Me? I once killed a man with a shoehorn in a video game. Not to mention that in playing Spore I participated in the forcible extinction of entire species, before they even had a chance to swap their tentacles for arms. My god, I am so hosed.
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