GP reports that Philadelphia newspaper The Bulletin has published an article warning parents of the Morningstar’s recent involvement in videogame development. Apparently Lucifer has decided that games are a great way to slurp up tender new souls, what with all the angel killing and stuff in games like Bayonetta. The article warns against pacts with the devil, explains why it’s mean to kill angels, alerts us to The Adversary’s new tool, and calls out various games specifically. Did you know that in Dragon’s (sic) Age Origins, the player CAN HAVE THE SEX with a WOMAN? *Shudder*. Of course Dante’s Inferno is especially singled out, but it’s a plagiarized crapgasm so why The Bulletin bothered is beyond me.